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Drinking deep from the Monty Python absurdities of college football

Last night marked the third year in a row the SEC has been shut out of the National Championship Game. Ole Miss lost 31-27 to ...
Daily Express

Monty Don fans all say same thing as he makes huge announcement

12:19, Fri, Dec 12, 2025 Updated: 12:19, Fri, Dec 12, 2025 Gardeners’ World host Monty Don took to social media this week with an announcement that left fans all saying the same thing as they rushed ...
New York Post

Viral drunk raccoon is a serial break-in artist who’s struck at least three buildings — and is still kicking

This party animal won’t quit! The drunk raccoon that went viral for guzzling whiskey then passing out by a toilet at a Virginia liquor store is a serial offender who has broken into at least three ...
USA Today

Drunk raccoon found in liquor store is suspected of other break-ins

The intoxicated raccoon that went viral and inspired merchandise is likely a repeat offender that broke into multiple buildings in a Virginia county, including a karate studio, according to a local ...
Sky

Drunk raccoon behind liquor store rampage suspected of other 'break-ins'

A raccoon that passed out drunk after running amok in a Virginia liquor store is suspected of two other "break-ins". Images of smashed bottles and the animal splayed out next to the toilet went viral ...
NDTV

Video Of 'Drunk' England Star Goes Viral During Ashes. England Cricket Board Reacts

A video showing England cricket team batter Ben Duckett apparently drunk and unable to find his way back to the team hotel during the squad's break between the second and third Ashes Tests has ...
The Hill

Drunk raccoon who ransacked Virginia liquor store is a serial break-in artist

HANOVER COUNTY, Va. (WRIC) – The now-infamous raccoon who got drunk after breaking into a liquor store in Hanover County, Virginia is apparently a serial offender. Most of all, a limited-time ...
The Independent

Drunk raccoon that went on boozy rampage in Virginia liquor store is repeat offender, officials say

A raccoon that broke into a Virginia liquor store, drank itself silly and passed out in the bathroom is a repeat offender, according to officials. Apparently, some animals never learn. “Supposedly ...
BBC

From booze to black belts: Virginia's drunk raccoon suspected in karate shop break-in

A raccoon that broke into a Virginia store and joyfully drank its way through the liquor aisle is now suspected of a wider crime spree, officials say. A Hanover animal control officer suspects the ...
Daily Mail

Drunk female customer attacks bar staff at trendy restaurant in San Francisco

A drunk couple who were refused service at a trendy restaurant owned by a celebrity chef were caught on camera brawling with bar staff on the sidewalk. San Francisco restaurant Hazie's, co-owned by ...
BBC

Surgeon who drank vodka before shift suspended

A surgeon has been suspended for nine months for being drunk at work, which a tribunal heard he blamed on the stress of extra work due to a junior doctors' strike. Dr Vivek Vatikutti was said to have ...